December 2010
13 posts
T ‘was the night before implementation
dustyprogrammer:
T ‘was the night before implementation and all through the house, Not a program was working, not even a browse.
The programmers hung by their tubes in despair, With hopes that a miracle soon would be there.
The users were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of inquiries danced in their heads.
When out in the machine room there arose such a clatter, I sprang from...
Good Code vs. Bad Code
dustyprogrammer:
Happy Halloween from fuckyeahcomputerscience!
We’ve posted this joke so many times on this blog that I feel like I don’t have to explain the punchline anymore.
“A catalog maintained by Bill Kinnersley of the University of Kansas lists about...”
– The Semicolon Wars » American Scientist
Well, hell.
(via jwisser)
Christmas for Programmers
lostmymusic:
#carolsincode are small pseudo-programs which contain a Christmas song. Some examples display the lyrics while others use the program’s control structures to define the song. Here are three examples in C, CSS and JavaScript. Can you do better? ;-)
main() { int a; for (a=1;a<5;a++) printf("Noel, "); printf("Born is the King of Israel."); }
#rudolf .nose { color: red; ...
