January 2010
28 posts
December 2009
206 posts
When a computer professor asked his students to...
“This program is very nice.”
“This program is very difficult.”
“This program is very interesting.”
“On two occasions I have been asked,—”Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into...”
– Charles Babbage
Crazy looking C program
liveerup:
ayiie:
liveerup:
//so try compiling this. no virus, just pure fun. ok? :)) #include <stdio.h> main(t,_,a) char *a; {return!0<t?t<3?main(-79,-13,a+main(-87,1-_, main(-86, 0, a+1 )+a)):1,t<_?main(t+1, _, a ):3,main ( -94, -27+t, a )&&t == 2 ?_<13 ?main ( 2, _+1, “%s %d %d\n” ):9:16:t<0?t<-72?main(_,...
xD
ayiie:
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, HuntingAndFishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6. I...
Happy Halloween!
(oct 31 = dec 25)
janelsalcedo:
money—;
while(Christmas){
money++;
}
money—;
Programmer Aprons →
10 Reasons to Date a Computer Geek
mykelm:
0000 You don’t have to worry about X-girlfriends 0001 You know they’ll be up all night long. 0010 They take virus protection seriously. 0011 They’re just like a network, they often go down on you. 0100 They don’t BYTE (but they do NIBBLE a little) 0101 They may just live up to their homepage. 0110 If it doesn’t work out, you can always DUMP them. 0111 They can turn off interrupts for...
Programmer Mug →
“Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.”
– Anonymous
Languages By Keyboard
How to tell a person’s language of choice by looking at their keyboard.
C Programmer: Their ‘*’ and ‘;’ keys are worn out.
C++ Programmer: Their ‘>’ and ‘<’ keys are worn out.
Lisp Programmer: Their ‘(’ and ‘)’ keys are worn out.
OCaml Programmer: Their ‘;’ key is worn out.
ALGOL Programmer: Their...
Star Trek Stops Women From Becoming Computer...
ayiie:
0.o http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/12/star-trek-keeps-women-computer-science/
formspring
My response to “Of girls and geeks: Environment may be why women don’t like computer science”: I never thought of environment as a key factor in why women don’t choose computer science as a career (maybe because I fit in with that stereotype). I think that broadening the image of the field to attract, as Schwarz says, more “typical” people may help attract...
Of girls and geeks: Environment may be why women... →
In real estate, it’s location, location, location. And when it comes to why girls and women shy away from careers in computer science, a key reason is environment, environment, environment.
The stereotype of computer scientists as nerds who stay up all night coding and have no social life may be driving women away from the field, according to a new study published this month. This...
LOLCODE Language
liveerup:
/*a program to print the contents of a specified file*/
HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
AWSUM THX
VISIBLE FILE
O NOES
INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
KTHXBYE
Here’s HAI WORLD, the LOLCODE version of “Hello,...
HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
KTHXBYE
2 tags
Q: How many Prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Yes.
The Programmers' Cheer
Shift to the left, shift to the right!
Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
(via janelsalcedo)
How To Shoot Yourself in the Foot Using Any...
Ada After correctly packaging your foot, you attempt to concurrently load the gun, pull the trigger, scream, and shoot yourself in the foot. When you try, however, you discover that your foot is of the wrong type.
APL You shoot yourself in the foot, then spend all day figuring out how to do it in fewer characters.
ASP.NET Find a gun, it falls apart. Put it back together, it falls apart...
We will encourage you to develop the three great...
Laziness - The quality that makes you go to great effort to reduce overall energy expenditure. It makes you write labor-saving programs that other people will find useful, and document what you wrote so you don’t have to answer so many questions about it. Hence, the first great virtue of a programmer. Also hence, this book. See also impatience and hubris. Impatience - The anger you feel...
“Theory is when you know something, but it doesn’t work. Practice is when...”
“If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the...”
– Edsger W. Dijkstra
A poem
I Hate Programming. I Hate Programming. I Hate Programming. It works! I Love Programming.
-Anonymous
